Tom is Serious

 These Tom's do not kid around. Meet Tom Fly and Tom Chain.



 Don't fuck with Tom. These guys have weapons. Whips and chainsaws can maim and maybe even kill too!

Tom Chain (Chainsaw Man) has spent extended periods of his life studying and using chainsaws to solve domestic and productivity problems. He considers Ice sculpture work for illiterate unskilled labor.

Tom Fly (Whip Man) has never fished for fish in a river in his life. He eats meat and single cell algae normally found throughout South and Northwest America. (the continent). Tom Fly can pick up a can of coke from 20 feet.

Tom Pickle (Pickle Man) Is not very scary. In fact, he is a food group. But he means what he says, so listen, or else!


[Tom] [Colophon]